Small Town CrimeBlu-ray Disc - 2018
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Being a bartender, you see a lot of shit. You learn a lot of shit, too. Useless knowledge most of the time, but once in a while, you get a gem. Let me give you an example. I bet you don't know that our law enforcement holds
a lot of pride in the national bird. Now that makes sense, if you consider that the state's fowl is the valley quail. Let me tell you, there's nothing tough about a quail, and you sure as hell wouldn't want to put that on your uniform. Now, you see, the top of your badge, there's supposed to be an eagle. A bald eagle, the national bird. Now, what you got there looks more like a hawk, which is a hell of a bird, but it ain't no bald eagle. So, I'm guessing that that badge was made in, uh, Tijuana by a counterfeiter
who didn't know the difference between a chicken and chicken shzt.
Who's that, your wife?
-That's my sister.
Like a sister-sister or that's your sister?
-I was adopted.
How'd that work?
-Compared to starving and getting the shxt getting kicked out of me by a couple of junkies, I thought it was pretty great.
My granddaughter's been dead a week. Police are no longer answering my phone calls. And some son of a bitch is getting away with murder. You know, to them, she is just another toe tag. I want this guy. I wanna chain him to the back of my Bentley and I wanna drag him around a little.
How old are you?
-How old do you want me to be?
Tell me about yourself.
-Okay. What would you like to know?
You can start with why you think you're the best person for the job.
-Well... I don't take any shxt.
Well, I have a problem with alcohol.
Most mornings, I'm about as worthless as a park bench in hell. I usually don't start thinking straight until I get a couple cold ones in me. After that, I wouldn't recommend me operating any heavy machinery, if you get where I'm going.
These motherfxckers murdered two of my girls.
-You must've taken quite a loss.
Oh, you think this is business, huh?
-I see what you did to my granddaughter.
You know, I found her living on the street, rolling tricks for dime bags. I raised her rate, gave her a roof. You wanna get all mystical and start searching for answers and shxt, maybe you ought to think about what y'all did.
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