The American Association of Patriots Presents How to Talk to your Cat About Gun Safety

The American Association of Patriots Presents How to Talk to your Cat About Gun Safety

And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Book - 2016 | First edition.
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The cats of America are under siege!

Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" and especially "Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?"

Our country--and our cats--stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again!
Publisher: New York : Three Rivers Press, [2016]
Edition: First edition.
Copyright Date: ©2016
ISBN: 9780451494924
Branch Call Number: 818.602 Aubur
Characteristics: 136 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm


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PimaLib_NormS Mar 30, 2017

“The American Association of Patriots Presents How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” is a book that could have been written by Floyd R. Turbo, American (Google him). It attempts to satirize the political stances of the Far Right using kitties. The book is actually a compilation of satirical pamphlets produced by the AAP and its president, Zachary Auburn. As a book, at 136 pages it is about 135 pages too long. It is a one-joke book. If you don’t get the joke in the first page or two, then reading the whole thing is not going to help you. I am fine with bashing the Far Right, or the Far Left for that matter. Our society needs more satire in these volatile, politically correct times. Or maybe I should I say, we need more thoughtful, intelligent, humorous satire. Personally, though, satire only has to pass one test - is it funny? So, is “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” funny? No, it isn’t.

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